A woman who, while normally somewhat attractive, obsessively tans to the point of unattractiveness. The resultant "moldy tangerine" texture of the skin causes repulsion in all men except those most desperate for sex. Members of this category usually travel in packs.
Guy A: Dude, that girl's hot! Check out that booty!
Guy B: Naw man, she's rotten. Look at her orange skin, she's a Crispy Troll. It'd be like having sex with a rotten tangerine.
Guy B: Naw man, she's rotten. Look at her orange skin, she's a Crispy Troll. It'd be like having sex with a rotten tangerine.
by CrispyHunter April 4, 2012
Get the Crispy Trollmug. A act done by groups of unscrupulous men. A party of 3 or more go out with the intent of picking up fat ugly women. Most often done as a competition, or in the labeling of a previous nights one night stands.
Dude, I think matt won the troll-hogging competition. Did you see the one he brought home last night.
by Big-N-Short April 10, 2010
Get the Troll-Hoggingmug. Playing the victim or otherwise ‘doing the right thing’ in a confrontation, but you damn well know you’re stirring the pot, and egging on the other person to get them irate. Typically a high road troll busts out the camera mid argument and records the other person screaming and yelling, but not what lead up to it. They respond calm and collective with zingers to get the other person more fired up. They’ll say after the fact they felt threatened and hurt, but didn’t walked away from the situation.
Karen was totally out of line, but the man recording was being a highroad troll to get her fired up for the content. He kept calm, but he new what he was doing.
by Lookinforfun411 June 11, 2020
Get the Highroad Trollmug. Troll Juju: Noun. A Slang word for a pain killer sold by street pharmacists, which is known as Percocets. Reason it is named this is possibly because in a hypothetical situation, where you rail about 5 pills in one sitting, you may experience what you believe is voodoo sorcery, and/or feel like a troll.
by Nawlsbawls November 24, 2011
Get the Troll Jujumug. A dusty dirty tramp who rides the rails and the poles like a runaway and eats a bean-heavy diet; a hairy gutter dweller; a greasy possibly foreign tweaker who steals your gold in the night times; a fruck boy from the got damn skreetz.
Marcus: Are you smoking marijuana out here?
Brad: No Marcus, if you have to know we were thinking about what to get you for your birthday but now you've ruined that surprise you god damn street troll.
Brad: No Marcus, if you have to know we were thinking about what to get you for your birthday but now you've ruined that surprise you god damn street troll.
by Head Driver November 25, 2013
Get the Street Trollmug. An ugly, usually short, moral less slut who has no boundaries when it comes to getting guys to sleep with her regardless of their marital status.
A Troll Biscuit also tends to be delusional by thinking the performance of sex acts constitutes a man is then her boyfriend.
A Troll Biscuit also tends to be delusional by thinking the performance of sex acts constitutes a man is then her boyfriend.
Can you believe that Troll Biscuit gave Bob a blow job and now thinks they are dating?
That Troll Biscuit was relentlessly texting my husband provocative messages trying to get him to sleep with her.
That Troll Biscuit was relentlessly texting my husband provocative messages trying to get him to sleep with her.
by Colorful Word Artist November 18, 2014
Get the Troll Biscuitmug. Public Trolls : people who go out in public to protest and/or picket any charitable, worthwhile, and/or progressive cause in order to try to distract from the real public outrage and genuine cause for public concern and to discredit actual topics and their proponents.
Public Trolls are the kind of people who picket funerals, Occupy Wall Street Protests, and any political rally for progress, I.E. Tea Party, Westboro Baptist Church, Limbaugh's Losers, Karl's Kretins.
by Arizona Mildman December 3, 2014
Get the public trollsmug.