stinky tommy

The act of the stinky Tommy is when one person (usually male) sneaks a live insect of any kind into an orrifice of an unsuspecting or sleeping partner.

'I thought I was with a gentleman last night until he pulled a stinky Tommy on me with a cicada. '

by stinkytommy January 30, 2025

Texas Tommy

Either: a very large bowel movement as a result of opioid-induced constipation
Or: a large stick, used to dislodge or break up such a bowel movement that is stuck in the toilet and won't go down
Or: a person (the "index case") who may have produced the original bowel movement after whom the above are named.

Wow, did you see the Texas Tommy that that guy left in the toilet?

by R2xman August 19, 2025

Hot Tommy

A warm delicious drink made with boiled hit dog water, malt liquor, and some extra virgin olive oil to keep it greasy.

After a hard day of work, its time for a Hot Tommy to soothe the soul.

by DP all day February 23, 2026

Hot Tommy

A warm delicious drink made with boiled hot dog water, malt liquor, and some extra virgin olive oil to keep it greasy.

After a hard day of work, its time for a Hot Tommy to soothe the soul.

by DP all day February 23, 2026

Tee-ball Tommy

a Caveman named Tommy that can't get girls in his own league, so he must move down a couple.

"Look at Tee-ball Tommy, hes 16 years old and he can only get nerdy 8th graders."

by Punanii August 14, 2009

got with a certain tommy gun

did something interesting recently

I hear you got with a certain tommy gun

by theladette November 3, 2013

iq of tommy

the iq of tommy is literally 3.

The iq of tommy is so low that hes mentally retarded

by Yeet Yaw Yeet July 13, 2018