Tom Lehrer

Tom Lehrer,whose full name is Thomas Andrew Lehrer,born April 9th 1928 (at the time typing this,,4 June 2023,Tom is 95 years old and still alive.) This man was ome the most enjoyable people I've ever laid my eyes in,and he deserves to be apart of history (SCHOOLS,PLEASE LETS KIDS HAVE A LESSON ABOUT MR.LEHRER) he was a american mathematician,and musician/satirist.he went to harvard at the age 15 and left at *19?,*,he worked at harvard and Cambridge University,Mr.Lehrer is most known for his songs Poisoning Pigeons in the park,The Elements and the tiktok craze;; "The Masochism Tango" (GROW UP,TIKTOK FOLKS,ITS JUST A SONG ABOUT BDSM BY A FUNNY MAN IN THE 50S) If you've never heard of his music or listened to it,i really suggest!! (Also if any of my friends find this.please.stop asking if Tom has whimpered.he hasn't.and I'm glad of that.)

1;;OK,right I'm going to find you guys another Tom lehrer clip

2;;Fun.

3;;lmao,is he whimpering

1;;NO YOU SICK BASTARD

2;;oh heavens.

(Actual conversation with two friends and me.)

by Satirist. June 4, 2023

Tom-Tomsen

a male person, which you are happy to see at first, but then realize that he is actually a crazy nutjob

Girl 1: "Uhh, I like this guy over there!"
Girl 2: "I don´t like him, he is a real Tom-Tomsen"

by Luces1243 June 20, 2021

tom cruise

A person in denial; one who places money over integrity. SEE: closet homosexuals

"I can't understand why he won't come out of the closet- what a tom cruise"

by Lillylyd November 11, 2006

Tom Brady

patriots teachers pet quarterback that lost in the biggest game of his life to a team much less skilled. the patriots were 12 point favorites. also see "piece of shit."

-dude the patriots are so gay
-i know tom brady is such a douche bag
-he has no personality and is boring to watch

by cecil b February 16, 2008

Tom Cruise

Those poos that just refuse to come out.

Sorry I'm late boss. Had to let out a Tom Cruise.

by Blacksun666 July 6, 2010

Tom Holland

Cute, hot, perfect, good actor & dancer. Tom Holland is the definition of perfection. There's 34 million reasons why you'd love this smol bean and that's excluding his looks. Although he is frickin hot. (Don't believe me check out his insta) He is currently Marvel's Spiderman. ALSO he can do both!!

IG| tomholland2013

Tom Holland says quackson.

by _1864_ October 8, 2018

tom brady

any Yankees hat-wearing, purse-carrying, Boston-based sack of horseshit who happens to be the quarterback of the New England Patriots and who doesn't even have to make good throws because his top receiver is unstoppable and catches anything within 20 yards of his body.

Hey did you see Tom Brady wearing a Yankees hat and carrying a purse the other day?

Yea, it was all over the papers, he must be a total homo.

by Colin G. November 26, 2007