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Tom Simp

by DaddyMckenny January 17, 2021
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tom arne

Tom Arne is the meaning of someone who are scared of FirstPrice bottles
Tom Arne was hit by a Firstprice bottle and is scared for life.
by erot May 14, 2015
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tom cruise

A person in denial; one who places money over integrity. SEE: closet homosexuals
"I can't understand why he won't come out of the closet- what a tom cruise"
by Lillylyd November 11, 2006
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Tom Brady

patriots teachers pet quarterback that lost in the biggest game of his life to a team much less skilled. the patriots were 12 point favorites. also see "piece of shit."
-dude the patriots are so gay
-i know tom brady is such a douche bag
-he has no personality and is boring to watch
by cecil b February 16, 2008
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Tom Holland

Cute, hot, perfect, good actor & dancer. Tom Holland is the definition of perfection. There's 34 million reasons why you'd love this smol bean and that's excluding his looks. Although he is frickin hot. (Don't believe me check out his insta) He is currently Marvel's Spiderman. ALSO he can do both!!

IG| tomholland2013
by _1864_ October 8, 2018
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Tom Cruise

Those poos that just refuse to come out.
Sorry I'm late boss. Had to let out a Tom Cruise.
by Blacksun666 July 6, 2010
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tom brady

any Yankees hat-wearing, purse-carrying, Boston-based sack of horseshit who happens to be the quarterback of the New England Patriots and who doesn't even have to make good throws because his top receiver is unstoppable and catches anything within 20 yards of his body.
Hey did you see Tom Brady wearing a Yankees hat and carrying a purse the other day?

Yea, it was all over the papers, he must be a total homo.
by Colin G. November 26, 2007
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