fairy mummies

fairy mummies will cut off your dick and wear it as a hat.
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by dnddemigod January 14, 2015
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Ass Fairy

When you fall asleep with spare change in the bed. Then when you get up you discover the ass fairy had placed the change in, on or around your ass or asses.
The Ass Fairy gave me a wooden nickel last night.
by jvcanote May 16, 2018
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Fag Fairy

similar to the tooth fairy but instead of leaving money in exchange for little children's teeth it turns someone into fag
The fag fairy breaks into ones home during nighttime and turns someone gay
the effects of the fag fairy are people dressing or acting gay the day after the fag fairy visits
To protect yourself from becoming a fag lock your doors and windows

If you believe the fag fairy has visited you and you don't wish to become a fag simply pray the gay away
the fag fairy went bippity boppity boo on this one last night
by kale_300 December 29, 2022
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party fairy

The party fairy is someone who cleans up the aftermath of a party when the hosts are still asleep.

The party fairy is also the opposite of the beer fairy.
Host of the party the next morning: "What! How did it get so clean!"
Person the host doesn't know was the party fairy: "The party fairy must have done it!"
Host: "Oh you!"
by brrota February 23, 2014
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Fairy Spliff

A mixture of flower petals and herbs rolled up for scared smoke sessions
Aye pass me that fairy spliff wit da rose petals
by fairyspliffCEO September 11, 2021
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fairy fritter

that’s a fairy fritter
by Anonymous 12939 November 14, 2021
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