Danish Bacon

Danish bacon is a term for when a Danish girl has a fucked up vagina that looks and or smells like bacon.

Wow did you see Sapphires Danish bacon? That shits messed up.

by SourTheDk September 17, 2017

Bacon turds

The experience when you try to poop and are only able to squeeze out a small slither of firm poop.

Dude I just tried to poop but I only squeezed out a couple small bacon turds.

by Shastyboy22 November 9, 2017

Vegan Bacon

Really fucking good. Totally real. Fuck you chris

This vegan bacon is amazing compared to yours

by Veganboy98 May 5, 2018

bacon osu

The best person in existence.

Oh bacon osu? He is a god.

by anonymous July 9, 2021

Vegas Bacon

Noun: Cured meat from the back or sides of a Las Vegas piggy. Only served during the morning hours at a hotel's all you can eat buffet, two pieces to a plate, cooked so the inner fatty strip curls them into delicious goodness that wraps around your tongue. Usually greasy, so after eating it, you end up with a slime around your mouth & nose, so your girlfriend won't kiss you afterwards.

Goes well with a side of strip clubs & gambling.

Hey Joel, you're going to Las Vegas? Make sure to eat some Vegas Bacon! *snicker* *snicker*

by LosVeggas November 14, 2011

empty bacon

Bacon that sacrifices its flavor to a dish due to cooking, such as baked beans or green beans (Southern).

I know the empty bacon has no flavor, but I still pick it out and eat it.

by Garpike September 14, 2011

bacon glove

when you wrap your hand in bacon and fist someone

Yo after breakfast we should try try a bacon glove

by Massive Zen June 15, 2018