woman's houdini

when a hot woman blindfolds, and ties a man to the bed then calls her d.u.f.f. over to replace herself mid coitus.

Dude me and Helga pulled the woman's houdini on Jeff last night, he cried himself to sleep.

by nagasakinutbuster October 20, 2010

woman hair

When a male human being has long hair which makes him look like the opposite sex.

I just saw Bob and wow he has got some woman hair!

by Jt716 June 13, 2010

woman's candidate

A male who is cute, sexy, fine or otherwise considered attractive, but not a guy you would snatch up like a kidnapper.

This could be because you aren't sure he's the one you want yet, or because you do not chase men.

Kayla: Damn he's hot

Carla: Go getcha man girl

Kayla: Well I don't chase men cuz they chase me lol

Carla: Aw so he just a woman's candidate

Kayla: Yea exactly

by Optical_Epilepsy June 5, 2011

doub woman

a lady that looks like a man or a man that looks like a lady. generally from the north east of England

dear me look at that doub woman

by harry clasper August 27, 2017

Woman Boss

An independent woman who lives the life she wants. Is achieving great things. Intelligent. Strong. Tenacious. Kicks lifes ass.

Duuuude.. Jill is such a woman boss!

by nkicz August 9, 2019

Poopie woman

A type Poopie human.

Often very unattractive.

Oh, gosh Poopie woman smells like Legos.
Ew the new kid is Poopie woman

by Poopie man fan girl November 11, 2020

Woman toast

Bread made from vaginal yeast toasted and buttered with breast milk butter

Chad: hey bro I just made some toast, do you want any?

GUY: yeah sure *takes a bite*

Chad: GOTTEM! HAHAHAHA I GOT UR ASS BITCH! AHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU STUPID FUCK AHAHA YOU DUMB FUCK YOU JUST ATE WOMAN TOAST YOU FUCKING IDIOT AHAHAHAHAHA

by Avid fan of dictionary shit April 25, 2021