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sock troll

One who masturbates into socks, leaving crusty deposits to be found by others.
I cannot figure out which one of my sons is the sock troll leaving stiff and crusty socks in the hamper.
by Knobbygirl July 25, 2016
mugGet the sock trollmug.

Crispy Troll

A woman who, while normally somewhat attractive, obsessively tans to the point of unattractiveness. The resultant "moldy tangerine" texture of the skin causes repulsion in all men except those most desperate for sex. Members of this category usually travel in packs.
Guy A: Dude, that girl's hot! Check out that booty!
Guy B: Naw man, she's rotten. Look at her orange skin, she's a Crispy Troll. It'd be like having sex with a rotten tangerine.
by CrispyHunter April 4, 2012
mugGet the Crispy Trollmug.

Highroad Troll

Playing the victim or otherwise ‘doing the right thing’ in a confrontation, but you damn well know you’re stirring the pot, and egging on the other person to get them irate. Typically a high road troll busts out the camera mid argument and records the other person screaming and yelling, but not what lead up to it. They respond calm and collective with zingers to get the other person more fired up. They’ll say after the fact they felt threatened and hurt, but didn’t walked away from the situation.
Karen was totally out of line, but the man recording was being a highroad troll to get her fired up for the content. He kept calm, but he new what he was doing.
by Lookinforfun411 June 11, 2020
mugGet the Highroad Trollmug.

Troll-Hogging

A act done by groups of unscrupulous men. A party of 3 or more go out with the intent of picking up fat ugly women. Most often done as a competition, or in the labeling of a previous nights one night stands.
Dude, I think matt won the troll-hogging competition. Did you see the one he brought home last night.
by Big-N-Short April 10, 2010
mugGet the Troll-Hoggingmug.

troll pole

The pole that a cooks lackey uses to blow air into fire.
OI, TROLL POLE!!!
by blue chicken September 22, 2010
mugGet the troll polemug.

Invisible Troll

One who sides with a troll to cause havoc, usually in which to sabotage one person. These "back-seat" trolls are invisible to society and can't be easily spotted, unlike your normal flamers.
Stop being an invisible troll.
by Anti-Troller July 15, 2010
mugGet the Invisible Trollmug.

Troll spamming

When a couple of boys hop in in a pickup and grab your shovels, queso cheese, unborn fetus, paint, and a few other things and troll spam.
Hey jack want to go troll spamming I'll bring the unborn fetus
by Trollspam2019 April 5, 2019
mugGet the Troll spammingmug.

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