The Nothing Nap

The period of time when a person is semiconscious, when their brain is empty but they are not asleep.

I took the nothing nap on my way to town. I both do and do not remember the trip.

by BraveGuide July 18, 2023

Neurofen and Nap

When you're in immense pain so you take a pain remedy and nap so that when you wake up you're painless and energised.

(Neurofen is a popular pain-relief medication)

Tanesha: Wanna netflix and chill?
Derrick: Nah, my teeth hurt. I'm gonna neurofen and nap

by 343N November 06, 2018

smack nap

(noun). the nap one takes after smoking marijuana or doing another drug that involves a person to become "high" of "smacked."

Man, Jeff smoked two blunts today! He had the longest smack nap I've ever witnessed.

by malman32 March 06, 2009

Grown-napping

Kidnapping of a grown up by a kid

This kid came out of nowhere and tried grown-napping me.

by KiddBCrazy December 19, 2020

Giggle nap

(Noun) The need to rest after an extreme bout of laughter.

I need a giggle nap after watching Mr. Bean.

by PinkPeacock23 December 20, 2017

Church nap

It is when you feel the Holy Spirit roll through you so hard you need to take a three or four hour nap

Oh goodness I feel the need to take a church nap.

by Astronomyiskool July 05, 2017

Two sandwiches and a nap

What happens just before you decide to get clean and sober.

Dude you are spun the fuck out. Eat a Two sandwiches and a nap. Then you should think about going to rehab.

by MURPHY45INC July 18, 2022