Fortress on Wheels

An extremely large car over 2 tons in weight.

The traffic going to Chicago is crazy on Friday night at 6 P.M. We don't want anything small, we want a fortress on wheels. Ask Jason if he'd like to go.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

No Wheels

1. Not capable
2. Not having the necessary ability, qualification, or strength to perform some specified act or function
3. A thoroughly incompetent person, especially one of defective mentality.

Charles's previous employer stated that he had no wheels.

by Archibald Hogwart June 2, 2020

BIG-Daddy Wheels

Cheap & typically oversized aftermarket wheels that people like install on their truck because they're overcompensating. the larger the wheel, or spend the money for something nice. Usually observed with large chrome multi-spoke, huge offset wheels and or ugly finishes & styles.

Look at this idiot with the 22' BIG-Daddy Wheels, he must think he's so big and bad.

by Michael Wülf January 28, 2022

German Wheel Barrow

A sex position where the guy lays on a skateboard on his back and then the girl holds his legs like wheel barrow and fucks him with a strap on. ~Hugo

"Hey babe, I heard about this new position, wanna try it?"
"What's is called?"
"It's the GERMAN WHEEL BARROW!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! PLEASE NOOO!!!"

by real_Fent_User27 March 12, 2024

think wheel

When Phalan means to type third wheel but actually types think wheel

My friend Lauren is coming with her ex so I didn’t want to think wheel. It might get awk

by thecheeseman August 27, 2021

Governor Hot Wheels

Loser Governor in Texas who has fumbled multiple disasters in Texas and cost humndreds of lives in the process.

Governor Hot wheels had the national guard deployed hundreds of miles away while hundreds of people drowned in the flood.

by heywood jablome 2712 July 6, 2025

Filthy Wagon Wheel

Noun. A dirty butthole.

I am going to plow that chick's filthy wagon wheel.

by Kaelek~ Jackie Journer December 20, 2018