Slap and Nap

To masturbate in the middle of the day, and then fall asleep.

I got off work early, and was able to go home and have a Slap and Nap. I awoke feeling refreshed.

by D-pop February 19, 2014

Hammer Nap

instead of taking an actual shower and nap like you had told your friends you were doing, you take a quick shower and jack off for 20 mins, then go back out drinking.

Also know as a Doug.R. Nap

Dug: "I need to get rid of this hangover. Guys, I think i'm gonna go home and take a nap and a shower..."
...
Al: "Dude... youre trying to go jerk off arent you?."
Dug:"...so"
Brian:"...I'm gonna go take a Hammer nap too..."

by SuperBeagle August 27, 2013

Duvey Nap

A much needed nap after doing a whole lot of NOTHING all day.

Person 1: Tell Duvey to hop on.
Person 2: I think he’s taking a Duvey nap

by Holden Tudix1 March 16, 2025

Crosswalk Nap

n.

A method of suicide. The act of laying down in a crosswalk hoping an oncoming car will help you sleep for a long time.

I was tired of living, so I took a crosswalk nap.

by HST Wannabe March 25, 2013

RyAnn Nap

A nap that lasts for most of the day

Man, my girlfriend has been asleep for 12 hours. It has turned into a real RyAnn nap!

by Urban-Jon August 25, 2019

toddler nap cranky

Anytime you're cranky with your co-workers or anyone that you come in contact with like a toddler does when fighting sleep.

When you really don't want to be bothered but you still have to deal with people at work.

Phone rings constantly at your job.

Marilyn: I'm so sick of this phone ringing and talking to stupid people!

Barbara: It's no worse today than any other day.

Marilyn: I know I must be toddler nap cranky today.

by Mots247365 December 14, 2012

Tabby Nap

a tabby nap is when you attempt to take a short nap but then you sleep for longer and travel 30 years into the future.

Person 1: why were you sleeping so long?! theres gadgets and flying cars now!

Person 2: i took a tabby nap..

by TKOrules July 8, 2024