fraud gut

A woman often mistaken as pregnant, when in actuality she is simply a fatty.

Thought I was hooking up with a pregnant chlick the other night so I didn't use a condom; come to find out bitch was a fraud gut!

Him: Congratulations, ma'am, when are you do?

Her: Excuse me? I'm not pregnant!
Him: Well then, don't I feel embarrassed..., you fuckin' fraud gut!

by Orientxp1 January 15, 2019

GUT

If you have a fat friend, you may call him this word.

Shut up GUT you’re fat.

by Lil tootallbobby February 19, 2022

Gut fuck

When a girl with a huge strap-on deep throats a guy until it reaches his stomach.

See that guy over there? Yeah he got gut fucked by me.

by Big_dog_M March 4, 2021

p-gut

Penis-Gut: Roll of fat above the penis. Making it look smaller than it actually is.

I need to work out, my p-gut has taken 3 inches off my length.

by D3ADZO August 16, 2017

gut cannon

Another word for a penis that can tear about an intestine like a .50 caliber weapon

Holy shit. Dante tore her apart with his Gut Cannon.

I hope your a weapons expert. Because you get to handle my Gut Cannon

by Dsav July 31, 2015

Gut Check

Verb: Only performed in a threesome, whilst the tramp is riding ones cock, she sucks the others load into her stomach. She then tells the one being ridden to punch her hard In the gut. At which point she orally ejaculates the previously swallowed load, onto the one being ridden.

Lisa was frustrated with mike and Dave, and decided to perform a gut check the next time they had a threeway.

by Big D johnny layer October 24, 2019

giggle guts

This condition occurs when you giggle or laugh so hard that your guts or stomach starts to hurt. It's a welcoming feeling.

Julia kept on reading knock knock jokes to Amanda. Amanda could not stop laughing and had a severe case of giggle guts which resulted in Julia almost wetting herself out of contagious laughing. It should be worthy of mentioning that they were both high as hell and XAF - xanax'd as fuck.

by von groovy July 28, 2024