twister biscuit

A twister biscuit is a large chunk of feces ejected by a human being who is being propelled through the air by a tornado or other extreme-wind weather event. Usually it is the result of a person, having been engaged in the act of coitus or elimination, being thrown violently without warning into the air while pantless.

"Man, I tell you what, skeeter. Ain't nothin' gonna clear your guts for you like shitting out a twister biscuit from a hundred-odd feet up in the air. I musta' lost five pounds before I hit the ground."

by Franklin In San Diego February 13, 2017

prick biscuit

Ron DeSantis. A sad miserable little prick ruining a state because he’s a bitter booger who can’t rock white go-go boots and has delusions of being a big man one day instead of the small hate filled creature he is now.

Did you you see Ol’ pudding fingers Ron DeSantis? He’s such a prick biscuit he thinks slavery helped black people.

by SqueakyMeeps August 15, 2023

Flippin' biscuits

Street slang used to indicate the selling of illegal drugs

"Where yo' man at bitch?"

"He's out of town flippin' biscuits" Redman - Soopaman Luva 3

by You're mum gey November 17, 2018

popeyes biscuit

the only thing dryer than your moms pussy

oh GOD frewfjiofnewkfjbwofhwei get me some fuckin water I just ate a popeyes biscuitghewighoghiwhgohqowhfednfkjsxnhskhfdoflksdscsdl fdi AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by DOMISMOD January 27, 2023

sweaty biscuit

A game played when a group of men jerk off in a circle formation onto a biscuit (later referred to as the “jizzcuit”) and the last one to finish consumes the snack.

Don’t play “sweaty biscuit” if you’re on a low-sodium diet.

by Jizzcuit February 27, 2018

skimmin' biscuits

when you are occupied and you get a phone call but you don't want the caller to find out what you are doing.
eg. "can't talk right now i'm skimmin biscuits"

i was skimmin' biscuits last night, boayz

by wee tamuel October 14, 2008

Buttering the Biscuits

When someone ejaculates in another person's ass and doesn't stop, mixing the jizz and feces into a buttery substance. Afterwards, the person churning pulls out and wipes the "butter" on the cheeks of the churned.

Jon: "Yo! I'm going to be Buttering the Biscuits today!"
Davie: "Nice!"

by Biscuit Butterer December 14, 2021