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i'm gonna salt you

A warning to prepare someone for a tongue lashing, that they'll be crying once you're done with them.
Talk about my mom one more time and I'm gonna salt you.
by PicklesToMe August 9, 2019
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SALT AND SANCTUARY

Un marinero condenado naufraga en una isla inexplorada. En los valles envueltos en niebla, donde los cadáveres cubiertos de musgo sonrientes se aferran a los brazos oxidados, las figuras tambaleantes comienzan a moverse. Debajo de estructuras desmoronadas y desgastadas por la sal, pasadizos laberínticos conducen a un mal indescriptible, olvidado hace mucho tiempo por el hombre.

Salt and Sanctuary combina a la perfección un combate 2D rápido, brutal y complejo con una mecánica de rol ricamente desarrollada. Descubre, crea y mejora más de 600 armas, piezas de armadura, hechizos y artículos mientras exploras un reino maldito de ciudades olvidadas, mazmorras empapadas de sangre, monumentos profanados y los señores caídos que alguna vez celebraron.

De Ska Studios, el galardonado estudio independiente detrás de una larga lista de títulos de acción estilísticos, viscerales y brutalmente ejecutados que incluyen The Dishwasher: Vampire Smile, The Dishwasher: Dead Samurai y Charlie Murder, llega Salt and Sanctuary, el estudio más Título ambicioso hasta la fecha.
Salt and sanctuary is a really cool game
by Maxfromsamandmax September 17, 2022
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Justifiable Salt

A term used for when you are angry and upset about something, but it is for a good reason or something that seems, as in the term, justifiable.
Person 1: So of COURSE Lindsey decides, 'oh, I should totally go downstairs WITHOUT the group and wander around looking at the fucking whales, causing my group to be twenty minutes late back to the bus!'
Person 2: That's justifiable salt right there.
Person 1: I KNOW! SHE'S SO STUPID!
by MaggotHoles February 16, 2018
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Flesh salt shaker

Flesh salt shaking is the act of ejaculating on your food resembling the common seasoning utensil the salt shaker.
Ran out of salt so I just jerked off on to my fries ,my mom calls it the flesh salt shaker
by Alexandevo June 29, 2018
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licking salt

to sucking,licking a dirty penis with a salty taste.
Carla: you giving head girl
Anney: Yeah but I was licking salt. That shit was ratchet!
by dirtyfreak February 12, 2014
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Plain as salt

When something is so simple that grandma doesn’t even question it.
I’m getting back with her and swiping that v-card. Plain as salt.
by Dak attak July 9, 2018
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pimp salted

making the jesture of sprinkling salt on another human being for being just to lame or ignorant
"man i banged my girl friend so good today, it was for a whole seven minutes" = pimp salted
by Los papi May 21, 2011
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