Vitamin Q

Vitamin Q is Quit. It's when you quit something. Like when you quit smoking with Nicotine lozenges or quit sending your golddigger girlfriend money.

Tony: My Girlfriend doesn't appreciate that I got buff for her and only wants money. I'm gonna take Vitamin Q. I Quit.

by HawaiianPunch1 April 7, 2025

chocolate q-tip

When you stick your finger up your wet, sharty asshole, then proceed to stick it in someone's ear.

Reddit users LOVE to give each other chocolate q-tips. Something about the way the shit that runs down their ear really gets them going.

by RedditSucks September 12, 2016

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1: The result of an extreme case of being "key-bored" (keyboard + bored), where one is so bored they smash their hands across their keyboard. It is often used as a placeholder for nonsensical actions or extreme lack of anything better to do.
2: The string of characters =-0p9o8i7u6y5t4r3e2w1q`'/;.l,kmjnhbgvfcdxsza+|_}){(P*O&I^U%Y$T#R@E!W~Q"?:>L<KMJNHBGVFCDXSZA is a nonsensical sequence used to represent a "keyboard smash" or a sign of extreme boredom.

"Mark was so key-bored during the online meeting that he sent a message that was just:

\=-0p9o8i7u6y5t4r3e2w1q`'/;.l,kmjnhbgvfcdxsza+|_}){(P*O&I^U%Y$T#R@E!W~Q"?:>L<KMJNHBGVFCDXSZA
HELP ME

by SkibidiToeSucker December 5, 2025

q-p

When someone dosent know how to respond to someone in text form

Friend: Do you have a crush on that girl? Me: q-p

by Prexz April 9, 2017

q

its just a letter

q + ueen =queen

by qwertoisthebest May 4, 2019

chocolate q-tip

Stick your finger up your wet, sharty bum, then put that finger in your girl's ear and wiggle it a bit

Wife was NOT happy when I gave her a chocolate q-tip last night.

by zer0t3ch September 11, 2016

Vitamin Q

Vitamin Q is short for Quit or Vitamin Quit. Sometimes, you need to quit relationships because they have been toxic lately.

Tony: I'm quitting this relationship, Ritter. It's toxic.

Ritter: You can't quit. You're supposed to bark like a dog.

Tony: I'm taking 4mg of Vitamin Q!

*Walks away.

by HawaiianPunch1 May 18, 2025