Totem Pole Hoe

When a late night snake looking bitch is stacked up on top of and slowly takes the form of a creature from the sewers of Detroit.

Damn that totem pole hoe was nice until I looked up and saw what that bitches face looked like.

by King Smidi July 5, 2017

pole babbling

The act of attempting to speak when your tongue is stuck to a cold pole

"Guyth I need my mecidthon" "What is he doing?" "Oh he's just pole babbling"

by Carlos the marmoset January 27, 2014

sucker pole

Where an enterprising bike thief has removed bolts securing a pole to the bottom, but kept the pole for the cyclist to lock up to...like a sucker.

Always make sure you're not locking to a sucker pole!

by NigelM November 30, 2018

pole master

An individual who an inclination for, and subsequently a great deal of experience with servicing the human male sexual organ in a variety of ways.

Typically used to insult a male.

Chris is totally a pole master, his tonsils must bleed!

by Sapacious May 20, 2008

Pole Smokerish

As of or like a pole smoker; something a pole smoker would do

"Shirts that come with holes in the sleeves are cool, but cutting holes in the sleeves of a shirt is pole smokerish."

by Gray Fox069 April 30, 2010

Pole brother

A person whomst you share a sex partner with.
Alternatively: Two people who have had sex with the same person

If you also fuck Karen, we’ll become pole brothers.
Alternatively: Did you hear that Isaac and John are pole brothers? They’ve both pounded Hilary!

by natermater November 18, 2020

pole boy

used to refer to summon who has hit a pole accidentally in the game jujutsu shenanigans.
it originates from the YouTuber justyami hitting a pole during a fight in the game and it Went viral.

sam: oh no he hit the pole.
john: he's a pole boy!

by anonymous July 7, 2024