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Joey

a white guy that built like a guitar and only eats ramen
Look theres a Joey ! *points at guitar
by nyc.org April 30, 2023
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joey's rule

When someone works days in a row, then feels those three days were enough to allow them to ditch a day of work.
Oh my god Becky!!! Mrs. Sherley made us pedal so hard last three days of biking practice. I know that the Redlands Grand Prix means so much to team River Bottom, but I need a day off. I'm using Joey's rule to get a day of rest.
by 142backdoor69 June 21, 2016
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I.M. Joey

The sweetest guy, he is smart and funny. Gets along with so many people and tries to help others. What wouldn't you like about him.
by IM Joey February 12, 2020
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Joey

Someone kind hearted. He’s hard working. He’s someone loyal. He’s a best friend. He’s understanding and he can sit there and listen to you rant for hours on end. He’ll be there when you need him even when you feel like nobody’s there for you. He’s loving and kind and hilarious. He’ll make you smile with the simplest gesture. He’s protective and will always want the best for you. He gives the warmest hugs and allows you to feel safe with him. Joey is an amazing person and deserves the best of what the world can offer.
1: You look really happy !
2: I owe it to Joey.
by kinene November 21, 2021
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Joey Guzzle

A menace to society and himself know by all loved by few hated by those liberal retards. Has a big ol' peninsula (🍆💦 ) between his legs. Gets along great with John bologna. Doesn't get along great with 🦍 aka black people.
by Joey guzzle June 28, 2021
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joey swift

A sexy bastard with a 4.3 inch penis that wants to destroy Kats bean
"Ima get Joey swift vext asf so he smashes me in"
by Dino boy 1 April 2, 2017
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some country out there says this i bet
probably means sex
Person 1: Looks like they did some hooby jooby jobby jabby jibby joey joo in the back room.

Person 2: wtf did you just say was that supposed to mean sex or a ritual sacrifice
by Mario51309 April 4, 2022
mugGet the hooby jooby jobby jabby jibby joey joomug.

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