Hairy Crater

A very hairy asshole

Man someone bent over and shown me there Hairy Crater

by A very fat man October 28, 2017

Hairy Stimpleton

The act of shaving off your Butthole-Net and then ejaculating onto it. After that you find your prey and stick this hairy-cum-glue to their face in such a way that it creates an authentic biker beard. Although this is very humorous it might get you called names like Jizz guzzeling rectal wart or donkey raping shit eater.

I was wondering what my best friend would look like with a beard so I got him drunk one night and gave him a Hairy Stimpleton.

by XbigpenismanX June 17, 2011

Hairy meatball

A meat that has hair on it.

Eirik had experienced a hairy meatball in his mouth.

by PieLieDieCaiLeaIea September 6, 2017

Hairy Loofa

When while in the shower with your girl, she licks the bar of soap then proceeds to clean your gooch/lower ball area with her tongue.

dave- you scrub the gooch?"

you-"who needs scrubbing when i've got my girl and the hairy loofa"

by deeznutz123456 July 1, 2011

hairy bummer

Something that turns out to be even worse than expected (the expected bad thing just being a "bummer").

I thought my dole money had just been delayed, but it turns out it's been cut off altogether - what a hairy bummer!

by prairiefire June 12, 2010

Hairy Custard

The act of spunking over your partners hair like a faulty can of silly string

Sorry about that hairy custard last night... was fuuny but

by JOJI$$ August 9, 2021

Hairy Shaft

Someone who has hair grow on the shaft of their penis

"Damn did you hear Patrick had a hairy shaft!"

by BubbaPhonk October 11, 2022