Windows Media Player

Windows Media Player is as old as the '90s but no one uses it anymore.
It is best compared to Lemons: everyone knows about 'em, yet no one likes them unironically.

Windows Media Player has been nuked from updates making it slow, hog up RAM, and it cannot play modern formats.
However Microsoft thought it would be better to not only keep WMP but also introduce 2 separate apps rather than just updating Windows Media Player to no suck complete ass.

If someone is using WMP then they are either on a nostalgia trip or are suffering from severe brain damage.
Why not just use VLC or MPC-HC?

Person 1: I use Windows Media Player!
Person 2: Legit shut up.

by LegendaryCadncieJoe June 14, 2023

2 Player Studios

A video production company that got absolutely sinked by some random person who wanted to make a website about his Roblox sex games.

you: i love 2 player studios!
mentally insane 2ps member: yeah i love having roblox sex aswell!
you: i meant the video production company...

by anonymous October 19, 2022

controller player 74

A big loser who likes to eat penis

Bob:hey did u see controller player 74
Jeff:yeah he’s a loser

by What’s going guys September 13, 2020

female vrchat player

Emo, Usually a furry, says uwu too much.

Yo did you see the female vrchat player last night? she looked like a cutting board

by suisu April 2, 2023

Best Baseball Player

Jschlatt is well known for his immense accuracy and strength while playing the game of ‘baseball’. He is known worldwide as the Baseball Champion and uses fear to stun his opponents during games with the mention of his doings in ‘99

Person One: Worlds Best Baseball Player is here tonight!
Person Two: Omg I met Jschlatt a while ago

by pxxceful July 22, 2023

league of legends player

no bitches+bozo+ratio

Carl wheezers a league of legends player on G

by Andrew tat October 23, 2022

Non Minecraft player

A stupid idiot who has no friends, no dad, no mother, no parental figure, and NO BITCHES. 0 Bitches. These people better start playing the game or they will be fatherless virgins forever

Man: I’m a non minecraft player
Woman: Fuck you

by Jakapzicuyctdgevev July 13, 2022