Tech Bum

1) A homeless man who rides from town to town on freight trains and fixes computers.

2) Digitally enhanced anatomy, which spends its time trolling the internet and spewing its filth upon unsuspecting websites.
1) I lost everything when my hard drive crashed, but a tech bum showed up in town this week and now I have all my data back!

2) I was proud of the message board I had designed, but within the first five minutes tech bums had covered it with .gifs of dancing offal.
by SoloThinkTank March 30, 2011
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Bigot Tech

The conglomeration of technology companies who use censorship to limit the voices of those who question the marxist/authoritarian political agenda.
The virus has a survival rate of over 99%, but Bigot Tech won't let the information on their platforms.
by punic zirconium July 19, 2021
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Tech-tarded

(n.) A person with little or no knowledge of media/technology and/or technological advancement- due to living under a rock, in a cryogenic sleep chamber, or just plain too stubborn and say "Well, I'm just old-school."
Man, my tech-tarded Dad decided he's not using the online mapping system, instead we're using dowsing rods and a compass for our drive to the ocean. This should be interesting.
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Tech-tarded

One who has difficulties using technology
by dracopiaz January 16, 2025
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Tech Bros

Tech Bros are cancer
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We Tech Those

''We are professionals of that especific technological machinery we use.''
Jeff: Bro, What this box ?
Dave: We Tech Those man !
by E-102 Gamma September 14, 2019
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flute tech.

the housekeeper at tobey who loves to clean the pipes in the security office while he munches on some pepperoni and then proceeds to give her some baby gravy!
damn, flute tech. really knows how to clean my pipes. I couldn't even wait to give her some of my man chowder
by flute tech. February 06, 2009
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