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Council Bluffs Tuna Melt

Council Bluffs Tuna Melt.

The act of 3 big dick black dudes fucking the pussy of a small skinny white girl and thereafter smoking a cigarette and extinguishing the cigarette using the girl's pussy along with her squirting juices.
Dude #1: Hey Tyrone, how was your weekend?

Tyrone: My weekend was good. I got that Council Bluffs Tuna Melt from Tiffany down the block.

Dude #1: Forreal? Me and 3 of my other homes got a Council Bluffs Tuna Melt from Tiffany last week.
by Exotic_Tripps October 8, 2024
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Wallet Tuna

Concept invented by two young people at school, tuna in a wallet. It is a mysterious concept, highly subjective, not very objective, and hardly worthy of a concrete definition.

A tuna in a bag, defies reality, and makes us think about life, existence and consciousness.

Tuna in the wallet, in addition to a tuna, and a wallet, is something else.
And that something more is what you want it to be.
-It's your turn to pay.

-Wait what is this? A tuna in your wallet?

-No. This is wallet tuna.
by Wallet Tuna July 1, 2022
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Tuna Crib

In the game of cribbage, the dealer gets an extra hand "the crib". Now, when the sum total of that hand is 2 or less it is reffered to as a "Tuna Crib"
Arghhh.... This shitty Tuna Crib cost me the game!
by Vonbrownstein November 5, 2009
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Tuna Sub

by Your intrusive thoughts March 19, 2024
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Milky tuna

Milky tuna is another word for stank fishy old pussy
I ate this girl out last night and she tasted like milky tuna.
by Thefunnyguy101 July 10, 2016
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Boomer tuna

Old tuna fish which have become extremely rare due to rampant over fishing.
Our seas are in a sorry state. RIP to the boomer tuna.
by dongsenguk April 12, 2023
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Tuna power

A rare power help by only the filthiest of them all. Tuna power. Can be activated and deactivated when necassery. Make sure you remember to turn it off in the following circumstances:

When meeting hot dick

When at a job interview

Feel free to charge up your tuna power when near the coast.

Can be easily activated by violently opening your legs and saying 'tuna power, activate.'

Can be easily activated by doing the opposite.
Yo look at that hot dick

Megan 'tuna power deactivate'
Izzy 'tuna power deactivate'

Megan 'sorted?'
Izzy 'sorted.'

(Based on real events)
by Sophie lambert September 11, 2016
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