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truthgasm 

An orgasm-like first response upon someone learning a new fact like an especially novel, obvious, useful, or self-evident truth.

Not to be confused with Truthcasm
Have you ever noticed how the FedEx logo contains an arrow within the Ex?

Ooooooh! Oh my god! It's totally there! How did I not see that before!

Whoa! Did I just make you...

Get over yourself, it was just a truthgasm.
truthgasm by All Nonsense October 28, 2010
Related Words

truthify 

1. verb. To turn an obvious or blatant lie into the truth, and sell it boldly, with conviction.

2. Colloquial jargon. Often used in expressions to show how bogus something is, but one is forced to do it anyway. This a sort of rallying, self-motivating mantra.
1. General McChrystal truthified Pat Tillman's death, saying it was a Taliban ambush, when it was actually due to a very tragic and unfortunate friendly-fire incident.

2. Truthify, do or die, hwuh!
truthify by lepenseur73 September 8, 2010

truthsplain 

1. An antidote to mansplaining, Republisplaining, and alternative facts
2. Telling it like it is
3. Hitting someone with a dose of reality
4. Exposing someone to the reality that they have been denying and probably want to continue to deny
5. Sharing a difficult or inconvenient truth
1. When the company established an all-male panel to discuss "women in science," Teresa truthsplained why this was problematic.

2. When her white co-worker dissed Beyoncé's pregnancy announcement, Naomi truthsplained the beauty and symbolism behind it.

3. When Susie insists that her religious freedom is under attack if she has to bake a cake for a lesbian couple, Ricardo truthsplains that baking a cake in no way attacks or infringes upon her religious freedom, while refusing to serve someone based on sexual orientation does in fact infringe upon their basic human rights.
truthsplain by Windup-Bird February 18, 2017
Him : lier
You : truther
Truther by Spider and frog January 25, 2017

truthhood 

"The truthhood of history is that the Earth has always been flat"
truthhood by Pizzaloverboi05 August 17, 2020
True + Touche = Truche! It's used to affirm when someone makes an excellent, valid and entirely truthful statement.
"A woman with a large posterior should not wear cheetah pants." And in response "Truche."
truche by Rachmh February 14, 2010