Jesus peice

A necklace which depects Jesus and usually worn by rappers.

I thought my Jesus peice was so harmless. ~Kanye West~

by mdbs_05 September 18, 2005

Jesus Chrysler!

The batmobile was for batman. The Jesus Chrysler! was for Jesus.

Jesus drove the Jesus Chrysler! to town..

by Boot2thehead816 July 18, 2006

jesus shoes

Nickname for handmade rope-sandals closely resembling what many arts of work portray Jesus' footwear to look like.

Just got my Jesus Shoes from the nudists. Picked up a jar of their homemade peanut-butter, too!

by Abner July 03, 2006

jesus lines

The V on a mans lower torso leading from above his hips to his crotch. Said to come from the many illustrations of Jesus on the cross, with his lines prominant and somewhat enticing.

"Damn, did you see the Jesus lines on him? They lead right to the prize."

by Zac(no h) August 11, 2006

jesus chin

A dumb ass shrub with a chin so ugly Jesus would hate it. This dudes chin looks worse than fricken kazoo kid on crack.

Look at dat fool, he gots a Jesus chin. DUMB JEW

by Definition demon February 11, 2017

Jesus Ranch

Don't visit such a ranch, otherwise you may fall in love with a big potato when you start to dance in France. And it smells of shit.

I'm taking a walk in the woods... it's nice outside. Smells of shit.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 07, 2003

Jesus Christ

The “Prince of Peace” in whose name countless have been slaughtered.

Jesus Christ: the poem.

Jesus.
The savior.
The light of the world.
The big cheese up in the sky.
Who was nailed to a cross, so we wouldn’t die.

by nethcev! September 01, 2006