Puerto Rican Thunder God

The one true god of men, he controls the weather with his powerful t-pose dab. He must be worshipped in a t-pose posterior or he will smite you and make your mom gay.

“All hail the Puerto Rican Thunder god”

by Worshipper of the Thunder God August 16, 2018

nut juggling thunder cunt

A woman with a knack for juggling testicles who also has a very loud vagina.

Have you met Susan? She is such a nut juggling thunder cunt. I have once seen her juggle 5 testicles while her cunt sounded like a fog horn.... It was so loud it shook the ground beneath her.

by that guy... remember?? December 9, 2010

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A word to describe someone who is an excessive slut and absolutely horrible person- "Cock juggling" implying that he/she is a whore and "thunder cunt" implying the he/she is worse than just a regular cunt.

That fucking bitch is a cock juggling thunder cunt!!!

by Marjorie Johnson January 1, 2009

it always thunders before it rains

When you sit down to go to the bathroom, you always fart before pee starts to trickle out.

"How come it always thunders before it rains?"

by Sean G January 5, 2006

thunder water motor boat

When she sticks a finger in his butt while he jerks off and she sits on his face

Don’t worry baby, just stick a finger in my butt and sit in my face and let’s thunder water motor boat

by Laughing boy. April 20, 2019

cock juggling thunder cunt

1)one who fucks everyone they see, and/or gives them oral
2)a cum slut
3)a sibling

Cop:May i see your lisence?
Ped:Hell no!
Cop:why not?
Ped:Because your such a cock juggling thunder cunt!

by Nemo Da Pimp September 9, 2008

cum guzzling thunder walrus

extremely fat whore.

I saw a cum guzzling thunder walrus walking down the street and I think the sidewalk cried a little bit.

by Tyler R wright June 6, 2015