Country Blumpkin

Oral sex recived in an outhouse or portapotty.
While Harrison was receiving A COUNTRY BLUMPKIN Corey from outside the door says "hurry up in there! I want a turn!"
by Shrimp247247 October 30, 2023
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Country Blumpkin

getting a blowjob while pooping, but it's in an Outhouse
Dude, last weekend at the family reunion, Karen Sue gave me a Country Blumpkin.
by Mtnman66 December 12, 2018
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Country Blumpkin

A blumpkin, but in an outhouse.
Sherri gave me a Country Blumpkin at the family farm last weekend!
by littlestblue February 11, 2016
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country shaming

To make a disparaging or unflattering statement about an entire country or its people, either due to malice or insensitivity. What's important is the context in which the statement is said and the person's motive for saying it rather than whether it is true or not. A journalist could state that country X is the poorest in the region or has a high level of crime out of an earnest desire to inform the audience, but he/she may also have the desire to tarnish the image of the said country due to their own biases. Other more clear examples of country shaming include referring to countries as "sh*tholes", saying things like "your country doesn't matter" or "nobody ever goes there", and bringing up unflattering statistics about a country to mock someone.
Telling someone their country is poor and insignificant is a form of country shaming.
by jaqob September 16, 2022
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Country whore

From the Rockies in Northern California all the way to the upper Appalachian Mountains on the east coast, you can find them. They’re usually white or fair in skin color, skinny and usually moderately or only fairly attractive. They like to take their summer break off of school as an opportunity to rack up their absurdity high body counts to the point where their stomach ends up in their head drinking “twisties” and smoking 4 dollar a gram hash out of a half empty water bottle. These chicks are most of the time clinically insane or just bipolar. You usually run into these type of girls either in the country or in New York City during July.
Hey look man it’s a bunch of country whores

Jesus Christ they’re always in packs
by The New York hillbilly July 20, 2023
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Country Fritter

A person or child who goes on their phone or drifts from life. Gives their mind an ultrasound and believes in a stronger life inside of them while playing video games, shopping, going on social media, roblox, or minecraft. Country fritters enjoy pickled onions, chicken fingers, potato chips, and milk.
Emma-That kid won’t get off of his phone!
Delilah- He’s a country fritter I bet!
by pow3rup^ January 30, 2022
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country sock

It is the same thing as a pink sock but instead of the girl getting a pink sock form a mans penis, she gets one from a corn on the cob.
Dude last night my girl got frisky and wanted to have me give her a country sock
by Its brain February 19, 2017
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