A purposely oxymoronic term for a doctrine or belief that includes no deity, yet seeks to censure non-believers in authoritarian ways similar to fundamentalist religious codes: inhibition, prohibition, penalties, physical punishment, signal-jamming, civil disruption, rough or violent confrontation.
When those demonstrators against genetically modified kitty chow were rioting blocking traffic and torching boxes of cat food, it was another victory for secular theocracy.
by Manabozhocoyote March 4, 2017
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In the game of guy attracts girl, the only winning strategy for men any more is to simply be a complete tool, or douchebag. The sweet guy will always end up turning into the gay bestfriend with no hope of recovery.
Joe: You hear that Michelle started dating Chad?
Nerd: WTF I POORED MY HEART OUT TO HER JUST LAST NIGHT!
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Nerd: WTF I POORED MY HEART OUT TO HER JUST LAST NIGHT!
Joe: Well you know how douchebag theory is...
by Cosban June 29, 2011
Get the Douchebag Theory mug.1: The use of theology or religion to force one set of morality and beliefs on others without respect for differing perspectives or points of view.
2: Describing a person or persons with religious views he/she/they want to force upon others, or society as a whole.
3: The state or condition of being in a societal atmosphere of oppression by religion.
Often done with force, anger, or sometimes violence.
2: Describing a person or persons with religious views he/she/they want to force upon others, or society as a whole.
3: The state or condition of being in a societal atmosphere of oppression by religion.
Often done with force, anger, or sometimes violence.
The far-right wing of the Republican party wants to turn America into a theocrazy.
The current administration of Iran is a theocrazy.
The root of Islamic extremism are the theocrazies like Osama bin Laden.
Sadly, the world today seems to be increasingly theocrazy.
The current administration of Iran is a theocrazy.
The root of Islamic extremism are the theocrazies like Osama bin Laden.
Sadly, the world today seems to be increasingly theocrazy.
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by samerK July 30, 2009
Get the Douchebag Theory mug.A rare phenomenon that occurs when there is a large group of males accompanied by one to two females. The sausage fest activities cease to a minimum and the female(s) balance out the exponential guy to girl ratio, but guys can still be guys. It's a win-win situation.
By the sausage fest balance theorem, if we invite Stacy we will be able to avoid sausage fest activities deemed too risque for main stream society.
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