Cancer

When a human cell tries to reproduce without humans

People with cancer evolve into dead cells.

by Advanced Ape October 20, 2022

Cancer

A pumpkin show

You know it's that pumpkin show named cancer/

by GRAPEJUICE#4 May 1, 2018

Cancer

Cancer is the fourth zodiac out of 12 total zodiac signs. The date range is June 21- July 22, The zodiac symbol is a crab and the element is water.

Bella: I was born July 20, what is my zodiac?
Jay: You are a cancer.

by Otterisasleep July 25, 2021

cancerous twat

Emily Richardson

Why do we have to deal with this cancerous twat

by _lordninfamous July 22, 2019

Cancer Stick

A very powerful cigarette

“Hey bud you want a Cancer Stick?

by Kristian Oakley December 4, 2017

Cancer

1. An extremely serious disease caused by an uncontrolled growth of cells somewhere in the body. Depending on where it is and how early it's discovered, it can either be easily removed or almost instantly fatal.
2. A zodiac sign.

3. An unoriginal, overused term for something that someone dislikes.

1. My oldest died from cancer at the age of twelve. I'll do everything I can to make sure none of my other kids get it.

2. OoOoOh I'm a cancer HAHHAHAH ZODIAC HEHEHEHEH

3. This game is fuckin cancer bro. What POS made this pile of junk?

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 8, 2021

Bitch Cancer

A cancer in which doctors have to remove the access of getting bitches.

"This stupid ass bus driver took a wrong turn and missed my stop, so that's how you KNOW he has bitch cancer!"

by ezramiller_shouldntbegay September 13, 2022