Russian Roulette

a very dangerous game where a revolver or six shooter is loaded with one or more bullets put into the chamber. the chamber is spun around and put into position with a snapping sound. men take turns hoping it falls on an empty chamber with the gun pointed to the head. if not... blood is everywhere

Man1: WOO! Russian Roulette day! I go first!
(Game starts)
Man1: Didn't die. Yeah buddy!
Man2: Same here, bro.
Man3: Oh God! My blood was curling!
Man4: Not dead! Woo!
Man5: *dies*
Man4,3,2, and 1: OH MY GODDD HOLY SHIT!!!
Man1: IT IS EVERYWHEHHEHEHRHHRE!
Man3: SHITTT IT'S IN MYYY EYYYYEEESS!!!

by XClausoX July 2, 2012

russian dp

When a girl takes her vagina, fills it with liquor, then gets her boyfriend to light it on fire. After she is screaming in pain, you begin to repeatedly stab her in both of her eyes, causing a double pounding.

The girl screamed double last night! What a russian dp she had.

by JohnDoeIsAHoe January 2, 2015

russian poolette

it involves two or more people (but at least two) with one person shitting off a building, hill, tall balcony, treehouse or even a really tall ladder and having the other person shoot a arrow up their butthole and just before the arrow reaches the recipients butthole he or she moves and the arrow plunges into the shitters ass instead off the anus
WARNING: if the arrow enters the recipients anus call a ambulance immediately.
because you don't want a bunch of hooligans to give you the "clogged rolls Royce" which involves the removal of the arrow in a painful way.

Shaun: I was playing Russian poolette with sarah and it got stuck up my anus and then she gave me the clogged rolls Royce and the flossing string got stuck in my butt too!
Ahmed: ouch

by weedhead11111111111111111 May 7, 2018

Russian Cinderella

A torture method in which one cuts off their victim's heels and uses crows to peck out their eyes. Inspired by the ending of the original telling of Cinderella.

Person 1 - "He lied to us. What do we do?"
Person 2 - "Give him a Russian Cinderella."

by John Tugboat February 20, 2015

russian drainpipe

v. Where, after consuming alcoholic beverages, a man and woman engange in intercourse until the female has an explosive shit.

Man: you wanna russian drainpipe?

Drunk girl: Hell Yeah!

by UD Creator73 December 2, 2013

Russian Binoculars

N. The act of putting your ballsack over your partners eyes, forcing them to look through a pair of ballsack "binoculars."

After I tapped that chick from behind I made her look through my Russian binoculars.

by timberrr July 18, 2014

Russian Fajita

When a girl uses the flush handle in a public restroom as a dildo.

A: Did you see the handle in there?

B:Yeah, someone totally Russian fajitaed in there!

by Aster of Ceremony December 11, 2013