car-crastinator

Someone who is sitting in their car,looking for things in their trunk, or just screwing around while you are waiting to take their parking spot.

I can't believe we are waiting for this spot for 5 minutes, this asshole is such a car-crastinator.

by HC Q May 15, 2009

Car Tetris

The art of getting everything you need for a camping trip or festival, into the back of the car with no space left

'did you get it all in the the car?'
'Yes, I car tetrissed it!'

by janethepaint May 27, 2016

fart in a car

A descriptor for someone who does something morally crummy, but really isn't causing serious trouble. It's annoying or frustrating, but it's gonna go away.

A guy came in and said he was a Fort McMurray evacuee, so I bought his lunch. Turns out he was lying to get free stuff! I'd help out again though, that guy is just a fart in a car.

by teddyyql May 23, 2016

Earless Cars

It’s basically when you and your mates go out on a madness kicking off the wing mirrors (normally when your drunk) of a car.

In a sentence:
Bob: “Yo Jim!”
Jim: “Wag1 Bob”
Bob: “Earless cars!”
Jim: “ohhhhhh....”
*Jim kicks off the side mirror off*
Bob: “ohhhh shit, you really did it this time Jim”

by SKTheWolf October 31, 2018

parts car

A car that is in non-driving condition that exactly or closely matches the specifications of a running or non-running car. As the name suggests, the parts car provides matching parts to the project car.

I went to go buy a new parts car the other day for my project Camaro.

by Stan Marshal October 16, 2017

Car Insurance

When you have sex in a driverless car on the highway. Hope you enjoyed it, It'll probably be the end.

We really tested out our car insurance last night, didn't we, sis?

by Condomant May 25, 2023

Safari Car

When someone takes a usually mundane vehicle and makes it more off road capable chiefly using lift kits, chunky tyres and borrowing bits off of other cars.

Safari cars can be any vehicle that has been modified to off road and us not exclusively for cars never meant to off road.

Terry just stuck some BFGoodrich tyres on us 98 Focus, guess he's making a safari car.

Dan lifted his delica to make it more safari'd

by J17legacy March 30, 2021