An Alaskan sloppy joe is when 3 people are invoked in an orgy. The flattest girls are on the top and bottom while the fatest is in the middle.
by Boiwhathehellboi June 26, 2021
Get the Alaskan sloppy joemug. Hiking through the Alaskan wilderness and when you begin to get tired and get extremely horny and your partner and yourself get naked and you stretch you sack over his or hers face and fart in their mouth. At the same time since you have been hiking your sweat is dripping on his or hers face
by Butthut May 27, 2016
Get the alaskan sweat bagmug. The act of ejaculating in your partners mouth, then duct taping their mouth and twisting your partner's nipples until semen shoots out of their nose.
by Whittier Christian High School October 26, 2022
Get the Alaskan Firebreathermug. When you have or attend a get together with family and friends and expose someone with receipts in front of everyone for cheating or lying. Icing them out and putting them in the cold.
My sister and fiancé are cheating behind my back, Ima throw them and Alaskan House party this weekend.
by Ghosted96 May 5, 2025
Get the Alaskan house partymug. Fellatio brought to climax whereupon the active participant vomits with such force as to direct the ejaculate back through the recipient's urethra.
by Drletharga May 9, 2019
Get the Alaskan Slurp & Vurpmug. by Dumpater January 7, 2021
Get the Alaskan Thunderfuckmug. A story told by the same person again and again, but told so many different ways everyone wonders what the true version is.
She is telling another one of her Alaska stories. I wonder how it will end this time.
Jew and her alaskan story is all over the place.
Jew and her alaskan story is all over the place.
by alaskanbadass December 17, 2015
Get the alaskan storymug.