Tech-tarded

(n.) A person with little or no knowledge of media/technology and/or technological advancement- due to living under a rock, in a cryogenic sleep chamber, or just plain too stubborn and say "Well, I'm just old-school."

Man, my tech-tarded Dad decided he's not using the online mapping system, instead we're using dowsing rods and a compass for our drive to the ocean. This should be interesting.

by FNBWRD;) April 16, 2021

baba tech

It s the persian name. It s means that the father of technology.

You can use in the end of conversation.
You are the best programmer. oh Baba Tech

by Shaabi May 1, 2021

chad tech

A Football Fusion tech that retarded new gens use

TheGlobalQBbuddy: Omg I death boosted with chad tech!
d0gexz: nigga what

by RobloxParker2008 May 1, 2021

Rolodex Tech

A maintenance technician unwilling to perform repairs but willing to call a vendor to have them do the work instead.

Chad was a total rolodex tech, never fixed a thing in his life but always able to call out a vendor to do the job he was getting paid to do. What a total Chad!

by Steve Notkaren June 10, 2021

TRI-County Tech

The Harvard of the hills.

Clemson is great and all but TRI-County Tech really is the Harvard of the hills.

by Snowdaylord June 14, 2021

Tech

When a smash bros player presses the shield button right as they hit a surface; if they successfully do this offstage, they can do another recovery.

Bob: Bro, that Ness player is dead. He can’t recover.
Bobb: Nah fam, he can live if he techs it.

-he didn’t tech lmao-

by Sus Chad May 11, 2021

tech collar

Sophisticated crime done by the technologically advanced cyber Hacker.

They've broken through the firewalls, our counter attacks have been corrupt. The tech collar criminals have complete control of the network and all systems we’re locked out.

by Nico Suavacito May 19, 2021