marina tartevet

she’s the kind of person you would do anything for. she is the most beautiful girl i’ve ever met. her voice, smile, laugh, personality, eyes, music taste, flirtiness. everything about her is perfect and magnificent. she’s the definition of perfection. i know not everyone is perfect and we all have our flaws but her. no she’s so prefect in my eyes. oh god i hope in the future we can meet. i would do anything to hug her and breathe in her soul and her happiness. just sink into her arms and feel warm and safe with her and her feel the same

marina tartevet has the most beautiful eyes.

by norah69 April 25, 2022

Re–Tarts

A cereal made from all of the crumbs swept from the floor of the poptarts factory and rebranded as Re–Tarts.

Little Baby J D Rockefeller's mom asks him what he wants for breakfast.
Little Rockefeller Boy exclaims
"I love re–tarts I love re–tarts please mom I love re–tarts"

by Axxxlerod February 22, 2023

juicy tarts

A large set of boobies that are leaky, beefy and swollen.

He wants to tap that bunch of juicy tarts so hard it will slap him back.

by YealosersSoWhat December 17, 2023

Cocque Tartare

When a steak slides of the BBQ and you use a part of your body to keep it from slipping off the BBQ it becomes Cocque Tartare. Failure and it drops to the floor it becomes Steak a la terre

Hands up for todays special cocque tartare.

by quarry bay boys March 28, 2024

squash tarts

A generic Pop Tart that has an unpleasant tasting filling and looks as if it flattened rather than rose during baking.

I hate it whenever mom buys those generic squash tarts that taste like the flavor was all squashed out.

by anonymous December 27, 2024

Sweet Tarting

to flatten a penis with plexiglass and cut it into 6 even strips

Sweet Tarting

by Hanking Harold January 4, 2025

pop tarts th

taste like dirtsth

Thes pop tarts th taste disgusting, the taste like dirt

by Brody A. Hall September 26, 2025