Funk Naz-T

The person that made the oldest post on the urban dictionary website

"Yo my ni**a who made the first post on the urban dictionary!?"
"Funk Naz-T did my ni**ga!!"
"Okay thanks my ni**a!!"|
"No problem my ni**a!!"

by FJ778 October 19, 2021

never don't mind about a thing

When you're trying to remain calm, but your words fail you.

"What did you get on your report card son?"
-"Never don't mind about a thing."
"Hmmmm... CHOTTO!"

by boo_beez August 26, 2017

Genesis Does What Nintendon't

An advertising campaign created by SEGA in the early 90s to promote the Genesis against the NES.

You can't do this on Nintendo! Genesis Does What Nintendon't!

by Shrek the Justin March 25, 2023

Not funny, Didn't laugh

your meme sucks. leave the internet now

Your meme wasnt funny and i didnt laugh
Not funny, Didn't laugh

by 2020 in a real nutshell March 23, 2021

Whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y’es't’reing’able’tic’ive’al’ne’m’ll’ble’ny’less’w’ck’k’ly’py’nd’idy’ety’st’ged’'ful’ish’ng’mt’ous

the corrected version of a version that was created by whomst'd've'yaint'nt'ed'ies.

Whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y’es't’reing’able’tic’ive’al’ne’m’ll’ble’ny’less’w’ck’k’ly’py’nd’idy’ety’st’ged’'ful’ish’ng’mt’ous has a desire to do a very specific thing at a very specific area at a very specific point in time?

by The Whomst'd've lord December 6, 2019

neighbours can’t be choosers

A play on 'beggars can't be choosers' – you get what you are given and don't complain, you can’t avoid them, they are your neighbours. Even though the very sight of them fills you with despair because of their passive aggressive notes and incessant complaints about noise, the bins etc.

"I heard your neighbour was complaining about your messy garden again"
"Pffft, neighbours can’t be chooserss"

by mummazumbe August 15, 2015

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017