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Return to sender

When eating out someone’s pussy/asshole they queef/ fart into your mouth so you burp into their pussy/asshole
Me and this chick were doing 69 and she queefed into my mouth so I burped into her pussy. Return to sender.
by jackaufman October 8, 2019
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Return-to-sender

After ejaculating into another person (creampie), the sender the proceeds to perform oral, thus taking back the dropped package.
He couldn't last, but he totally owned that return-to-sender to make up for it!
by ninjawise December 13, 2019
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Swan dive off the sundeck

A phrase used to express extreme disapproval with a certain scenario/situation
“If I lose this hand of poker, I swear I’m gonna swan dive off the sundeck”
I can’t believe I went all in on pocket two’s and lost all my chips in poker- now I’m gonna go swan dive off the sundeck”
by Mdrzik26 December 18, 2019
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Return To Sender

Suck a dick, pretend you swallowed, go in for a kiss then drop his nut in his mouth.
Jenna totally pulled a return to sender on George
by theo_b_20 February 9, 2020
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Return to Sender

It's a variation of a blumpkin. Instead of a chick blowing you, she shits on your balls. Then, when you fuck her, your shitty balls slap o n her ass and put it back.
This bitch was riding me on the shitter and she shit on my balls, so later I pounded her missionary and hit her ass with a return to sender.
by deathfordough February 17, 2020
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pull a Sanders

To refuse to concede defeat in a competitive situation, even when it would be to everyone's benefit if you did concede.
Bro man, you gonna pull a Sanders? We gota stick to each other as Bloods. You pullin' a Sanders and not letting go of your dumb nigga dream to be crew boss, you gon get us hatin on each other instead of the Crab Nation who is our real enamy. You ain't all that, bro.
by Chucky E April 5, 2020
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Return to sender

When a man cums In a woman’s mouth then she kisses him, and he swallows.
That girl Karla gave me a return to sender last night and I think I kind of liked it.
by Happystream August 14, 2020
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