'A Standing' is a post millennium term created by young energetic internet wizards to describe old men that babble nonsense and long winded insults from keyboards onto social media websites such as Facebook and/or Twitter etc.
Typically 'A Standing' would have a profile picture of an old man with arms crossed defensively suggesting he is ready to take on anyone on the internet with his troll like grumbles.
Insults usually come in the form of mirror talk, as the old man catches a glimpse of himself here and there, words like pathetic and child travel from brain to keyboard and then on to the web.
'A Standing' usually believes laughing face emojis are a form of support on his posts & comments, however does not realise the laugh is on him
Typically 'A Standing' would have a profile picture of an old man with arms crossed defensively suggesting he is ready to take on anyone on the internet with his troll like grumbles.
Insults usually come in the form of mirror talk, as the old man catches a glimpse of himself here and there, words like pathetic and child travel from brain to keyboard and then on to the web.
'A Standing' usually believes laughing face emojis are a form of support on his posts & comments, however does not realise the laugh is on him
by Rightmond November 29, 2022
Get the 'A Standing'mug. One guy is sitting on a girl in the same position the female would be in cowgirl, except with his dick straight down into her. He then proceed to lift both legs into the air sitting only on his nuts and ass.
by anonymous November 10, 2020
Get the Alabama Nut Standmug. If Billy Joel's "old friend" is performing comedy for Los Angeles audiences, let's hope dat he actually appears on stage when he's scheduled to, rather than habitually "giving them da stand-up routine".
by QuacksO May 7, 2025
Get the stand-up routinemug. When a person is so down bad for someone that they’re weak in the knees and have no strength to stand up on their own and move on.
by Yamama1010 February 15, 2022
Get the Stand Upmug. by janicethefrog April 29, 2024
Get the standing ovationmug. The type of thong you can’t sit down in because it rides right up your ass and then the rest of your day you’re picking it out of your crack. Not an all purpose thong meant for all activities.
by AseBurto November 2, 2023
Get the standing thongmug. .
If You Standing IN front Of Me And Your Whole Life Is Turning Around When Someone Of The Same Gender Is More Confident Than Yourself As A Person Then Maybe Turn Around And Process A Decisions
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025
Get the If You Standing IN front Of Me And Your Whole Life Is Turning Around When Someone Of The Same Gender Is More Confident Than Yourself As A Person Then Maybe Turn Around And Process A Decisionsmug.