With a bit of spit it, everything will fit

The age-old secret of using a little saliva as a makeshift lubricant, turning the impossible into the possible.

It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.

- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).

“When the key wouldn’t turn in the lock, she leaned in close and whispered, ‘Remember, with a bit of spit it, everything will fit.’ And just like that, the door swung open as if it had been waiting for her touch.”

by Guydelastep February 26, 2024

Spit jockey

That one person who spits everywhere for no reason at all

Oh my gawd Jon is such a spit jockey

by Deadxroses May 30, 2016

mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

The Spitting Cobra

When an uncircumcised male, at the point of ejaculation, grabs his foreskin and spreads it out at the tip like a cobra head while Cumming amd screaming "no mercy!".

The other night I gave my girlfriend the spitting cobra.

by 9asummit March 5, 2021

spit

in relation to hip hop ebonics/slang, a term used for rapping, "spittin": is the term used because while vocalizing spit starts flying out the mouth

also used in the terms of a fire arm discharging , such as the "gun spittin"

Used in a sentence

"that iron spit, fire lit, grimy shit"

"spittin on this micropone keep it g like alcapone"

by UrbanMystic March 31, 2023

Spitting Cheese Burger

A Spitting Cheese Burger is when a women who has her period gets a yeast infection and then when she has sex, she squirts the juices into her partner's mouth. If a man cums inside her prior to her squirting the mixture into his mouth it becomes a Spitting Cheese Burger with Mayonase.

My girlfriend is on the rag and has a yeast infection, but that doesn't stop me from getting laid. I'm ok with a Spitting Cheese Burger.

by The Real WARMONKEY September 15, 2010

Spit

Cody wants to go on the spit so bad man.

“I wanna get railed” -Cody spit

by Ellaamerritt June 13, 2023