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Spider

Spawned from satan's butthole, a close in counter with these creatures are sure to put you into shock for 1 or more hours.
Hey Timmy I saw a house that spontaneously caught on fire in this area do you know who's house it was?

Yeah it was mine

Jesus I'm so sorry man

Don't be I found a nest of spiders in my bedroom and had to take the neccisary steps to cleanse my house.

Ahh ic I jet u man
by Natasha2790 November 22, 2016
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spider tank

a tank that is also spiderman. so a stealthy tank
Man that boy Ezra sure is a spider tank
by MJ<3spidertank September 27, 2017
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spider-manned

The act of tying up your sexual partner and face fucking them, until you finish on his/her face in the shape of a web.
Person 1: "Hey dude, I noticed that you really hit it off with Jenny last night, then you dissapeared suddenly, where did you go? We were worried about you."
Person 2:"Hey, yeah, nothing to worry about dude, we went to my house and I spider-manned her real hard!"
Person 1:"Daaaaaamn... Dude you work hella fast, you are the Flash of fucking!"
by The soggiest of nuts July 18, 2019
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spider jump

When you try and spread your limbs to be a spider then you aim penis to propel yourself in the air
Collin is trying to spider jump on Andrew
by Master Pwny 1213 July 23, 2019
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Spade

When you are starting a relationship with someone. This term is used in New Zealand around Christchurch
Are you having a spade with someone?
by roseposedose October 27, 2019
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Spider Pee

When one person sits on top of another, chest to chest and interlocking legs, while on the toilet. The top individual pees through the bottoms legs. Similar to the past time of spidering on the swings at a playground.
"Hey Baby, will you please let me spider pee you this one time." - Husband
"I thought you'd never ask! it will be just like the good old days back on the playground, only dirtier...." -Wife
by MrRogersSweater May 23, 2020
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Roku Spider man

When you've got the house all to yourself and can jerk off to pornhub on roku with the tv on its loudest setting. Shooting spiderweb everywhere
Alright! I've got the house to myself this evening. I can be a roku Spider man and sling Webs everywhere!
by Rokuspiderhero April 24, 2018
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