slap the turtle

during anal sex if the bellend touches the recievers turd this is known as slapping the turtle

OMG you just slapped my turtle
i told you not to slap the turtle it hurts!!!

by lewy1102 =) January 14, 2009

slapping wrinklies

old people having sex

in the words of Jason Mewes....Nooge

by ___________ January 16, 2004

slap

Used in substitution to almost every verb. Similar to "smurf" in the popular cartoon. See also: "pop"

Did you slap the game yesterday?
I slapped her an email, but she didn't reply.
After some foreplay, we started slapping.
Slap this, shit man, it's good shit.
I'm thinking of slapping it, but it's quite pricey.

by Nicola November 12, 2003

dong slap

The act of being hit with a coin of the vietnamese national currency.

Nguyen slapped me with his dong.

by sp0rkius February 29, 2004

frick slap

When four penises go up one asshole. In ohter words, four cocks up one ass.

Basically, quadruple anal penetration.

Bob: I gave Sally a frick slap yesterday.
Bob2: That's disgusting!

by Toxicman007 March 9, 2009

cort slap

It is a slap to the back as hard as u can that leaves the receiver in immense pain and sometimes causes them to fall and not get up

Do u want to be cort slapped?

by oooooooooofffffffffffff June 24, 2018

Pumpa Slap

A Pumpa slap is were you slap somone who either adding insult to injury you or jus annoys you, before you slap them say "IM GUNNA PUMPA SLAP YOU BLED"

dave : " hahaha, u failed ur exams"
phil : "IM GUNNA PUMPA SLAP YOU"

*SLAAAPPPP*

by PeRU.graff September 23, 2009