Pene slap

the act of hitting anothers face or other with the pene so as to leave a mark......see mushroomstamp

He i just pene slapped yo momma

by James January 28, 2004

slap hats

An act in which two nude men stand facing one another, approximately eight inches apart, and swing their hips in such a manner that the hats of their flaccid penises slap together repeatedly. A third party can be introduced, however, the body motion must be changed to vertical.

There's fucking nothing going on tonight. Why don't we just slap hats?

by DangNasty October 03, 2006

slapping wrinklies

old people having sex

in the words of Jason Mewes....Nooge

by ___________ January 17, 2004

Cheese Slap

when one takes a slice of plastic cheese, wet it a little (optional) and slap it on someone/somethings face, preferably on someone sleeping, or an animal.

Guy 1: *sleeping*
Guy 2: haha *throws cheese on face*
Guy 1: *wakes up, startled*
Guy 2: owned by a cheese slap.

by Pierce245 December 04, 2008

Ottoman Slap

In an attempt to prove yourself, you end up utterly destroyed and humiliated.

Man... Ken got the Ottoman Slap after trying to beat Ron in basketball. He never even got a chance to shoot the ball.

by Epix187 February 13, 2018

dong slap

The act of being hit with a coin of the vietnamese national currency.

Nguyen slapped me with his dong.

by sp0rkius March 01, 2004

slap through

When one chick accidentally slaps another chick's vagina while attempting to slap her butt from behind.

When two chicks are dancing and one goes to slap the other's butt from behind and accidentally swings through the legs reaching her vagina. This is called the "slap through."

first girl: OMG! I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to slap through.
second girl: It's okay. I kind of liked it. ;)

by bp funny man May 12, 2010