skeet

A post on the bluesky social network.

"One second, I gotta skeet my hog, it's Friday."
"Bro, why are you telling me you're gonna J.O.? The fuck?"
"Nah man, I'm posting a skeet on Bluesky."

by Who is this nobody? August 8, 2023

Skeet

Slang short for the word mosquito.

Chad: Babe hand me the bug spray
Betty: Sure. How is it out there?
Chad: Its nuts. Skeet City out there. Skeets are out in full force !

Tate: Bug bite? Did you get it?
Sara: Yep. Smashed that skeet. No escape.

by tjamnz May 19, 2024

Skeet

An adjective commonly used by middle school students in the mid-00's to describe a person who dressed in a nerdy/geeky fashion and who does something entirely out of place with the norm. This word was especially used in the hallways and boys locker rooms of the middle schools of St. Louis, MO

"Look at how Pete's socks ride up halfway up his shins! That's so skeet!"

"Did you see John the other day wearing sweatpants to school? That's so skeet!"

"James came to school today with a bowl cut! Doesn't he know that his style is super skeet?"

"Haha! Josh is wearing shorts that go above his knees! He's so fucking skeet!"

by FluManChu May 19, 2021

Jet-Skeet

When riding a Jetski with two or more males sitting nuts on butt

Please get your arms off me Chad , its bad enough we have to Jet-skeet.

by E1lipsis... March 2, 2019

Lil Skeet Skeet

the best soundcloud rappe you will ever hear of in your life!

Lil Skeet Skeet is so fire
Suck my peen dawg

by lil skeet skeet February 28, 2019

skeet

skeet is to cum and ejaculate

johnny you skeeted on yours sisters face

by damon cunt March 13, 2019

no-boner skeet

when something is so awesome that you ejaculate without first achieving an erection of any degree (i.e. a flacid, ejaculating penis)

"damn, did you guys see the fatness of her ass.. instant no-boner skeet."

by reaganaut October 7, 2011