Shnerdbaumer

1.) A shnerd whom tries to accomplish an act, or may try to dive into a situation, but fails epicly.
2.) One who may happen to falsify information in order to look cool or be noticed.
3.) One who has been viewed as being a complete failure whilst thinking they are being smart or have succeeded.

Person #1: Hey did you hear about what happened to frank?
Person #2: No man what happened to him?
Person#1: Well it happened like this...
Shnerdbaumer: I was there. He got drunk and pissed on my grandmother while we were at that large penis convention.
Person#1: Not even close dude.
Person#2: What a shnerdbaumer!

by Asuraku January 21, 2009

shower issue

The thing you think about while taking a shower.

Dude, I looked at Becky's but the other day and when I showered this morning I couldn't stop thinking about it. It's like totally my shower issue now.

by Phunkee February 18, 2009

shobert

When one sends a text message and doesnt get a reply back for A LONG TIME.

Txt: Hi!

5 hours later
Txt: oh, hi!

Txt: Ugh, you shoberted me!

by John Giggler smith October 16, 2008

shower drinking

Shower drinking is where you grab a cold beer to drink in the shower while getting ready to go out drinking for the night. It's an alcoholics way to multi-task.

Heather snagged a ice cold Bud Light on her way to the shower so she could get her pre-drink on by shower drinking before a night of drinking and sex with random dudes.

by Ratfink October 18, 2013

Shower PDA

When running late for work and you only have time to wash your PDA (Pits, Downstairs, Ass).

Mike: Hey Megan I know you're running late for work but are you going to use the shower?

Megan: Yes I am Mike, but it will just be a quick shower PDA because its better than nothing.

by bongermonkeyfart October 21, 2013

shower decision

When you are faced with a difficult life decision and no one can offer advice that helps so you find yourself in the shower making a decision. Three months later you have a epic water bill but still know that you made the right choice.

Girl 1: Jodie has been in the shower a long time

Girl 2: she must be making a shower decision

by J-Lee Lingo October 5, 2015

shower glue

When you ejaculate in the shower, and the hot water and semen mix to create a extremely sticky glue substance that will not fuck off

"I can't get this shower glue off my thumb, I never should've choked the chicken in the tub this morning."

by Shower glue February 29, 2016