secret open relationship

a relationship in which both parties participating fuck and chill but are in no way committed to each other and still see other people but don’t tell anyone they’re in a relationship

person 1: “yo is that chick single? do you think i can smash?”

person 2: “ i heard she was in a secret open relationship”

person 1: “bet, imma slide”

by cloutdaddyD June 7, 2019

Secret bell agent

A person who frequents public toilets in a covert fashion in the hope of capturing a lingering aroma .

Where is Adam ?

He's gone to the park, probably hanging round the toilets.
Oh, on a secret bell agent mission ?
Yep

That guy never clocks off !!

by St urungus polyp July 13, 2019

Scratch Paper

Someone who has an obsessive amount of tattoos that cover their body and have no meaning.

you: did you see her new tattoo?
me: which one? she's a scratch paper.

by SCOUPZ October 11, 2019

scratch meal

Quick meal thrown together with odd bits and bobs of food out of one’s fridge and cupboards (especially tinned).

“Sorry it’s only a scratch meal - I haven’t had time to cook properly?”

by LadyShady November 4, 2019

Scratch the dip

When you're all in on Bitcoin and save small sums of fiat from your day job to invest in Bitcoin's price pullbacks.

"Bitcoin is down from $14,000 to $8,000. Time to scratch the dip."

by Bitcoiner123 November 21, 2019

Scratchded

When someone put their nails on your skin

She scratchded me

by Wait renegade February 2, 2020

Scratch and Fetch

To scratch and fetch is to find any food you have in your house when you’re too lazy to cook and/or too broke to order pizza.

These ‘scratch and fetch’ foods may include:
-sandwich
-toastie
-eggs and chips
-nuggets
-beans on toast
-cereal
-canned soup Etc.

Chelle- “It’s a scratch and fetch night tonight. Might just have some beans.”

by ItchyPupil February 3, 2020