smell check

the act of smelling your clothing after you have been in a closed area that has a lingering odor such as piss or weed

Guy 1: man im so stoned... i hope my parents wont notice...

Guy 2: yea, just do a smell check...

by De¢entChiKid December 4, 2010

smellfie

To take a selfie while shitting on a toilet. Usually used to show off how nice of a place you frequent to empty your bowels.

Guy1: Dude, I heard your favorite restaurant is closing down.
Guy2: Yeah, but it's ok. I got to take one last smellfie in their amazing bathroom.

by ZorionDragon November 3, 2014

nut smell

Kevin Brown`s breath!

Kevin,goddammit, brush your teeth they smell like nuts!

by Kurt Cobain June 16, 2003

Smellancholy

An odour which elicits a feeling of gloom or depression.

As I sat in the hospital waiting room for my colonoscopy, the smellancholy was overwhelming.

by DClark22 September 25, 2010

smell the flowers!!!!

when one thrusts ones camera in to a bunch of bushes or flowers to share the ambiance of the flowers.

cory: smell the flowers!!!! , THERE PRETTY!!! *throws camera into random bush.
kate: they cant acctually smell the flowers you dimwit!

by uberEPICawesome October 11, 2011

Smalls Disease

A person that masterbates 21 or more times a week. A person with smalls disease is usually over 6 feet tall and have the first name brendan, once you have this disease there is no turning back. Symptoms include; small dick, increase in height, and red har. If symptoms occur seek help immediately

Brendan i didn't know you had smalls disease, that is sick, go away.

by Kevin February 10, 2005

smell up in my face

A term that is most commonly used on the streets and Maury. Meaning: Get up in my business.

Oh, no you didn't just smell up in my face!

That bitch just went and smelled up in my face, yo.

by Sha Grif Grif September 25, 2003