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attribute smuggling

An attempt to suggest or imply the attributes of one thing are relevant to a different thing by suggesting those two things are related or equivalent. Usually by means of suggesting using a word meaning the former for the latter. This results in the psychological effect of suggesting any and all attributes of the former should or could be relevant to the latter when this is not warranted.
"No, I won't let you call the universe a god. That suggests the universe has agency and intention. That's attribute smuggling."
by Phil Osophy June 6, 2025
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The Smiggler

When she says, “Finger me,” and you go, “Yeah, yeah,” but then you slide your dick in instead. She pauses, blinks, and goes, “Wow… your fingers are tiny.” That’s the moment you die inside, grab your jeans, and spiral into a crisis that ends at a shady massage parlor, where someone finally says the words you needed: “So big.” And now? Yeah, now you’ve got a type.
“Bro… I pulled a total The Smiggler last night. Thought I was slick, went in without warning. She hit me with ‘Didn’t know your fingers were that small.’ I haven’t recovered since.”
by TheSmigglemaster July 10, 2025
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Danger Snuggle

Its the danger from trunking if snuggles occur. The danger snuggle could put RT occupants in grave peril.
When conducting a danger snuggle, Redacted narrowly escaped being trunked with sheer luck.
by GODDDZILLAAAA September 20, 2025
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Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle

The act of rolling over and clinging to the other person in bed with you when the alarm clock sounds. This type of hug resembles a spoon technique, with a strong resemblance to the way young monkeys cling to their mother in the wild.
When the xylophone alarm clock went off, I gave Sandy the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle. I didn't want her to get up, so I pulled her close as she hit the snooze button.

When the alarm clock went off, I scrambled to give her the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle to get a few more minutes of time before going to work.
by Flightnursejim December 3, 2013
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you're such a smugler

Used when a person brings something illegal/weird to class
s: what is that?
j: mango with salt.
s: omg you're such a smugler!
by janeyasher June 3, 2019
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Reverse Minnesota Snuggle

When a woman is sitting on the toilet taking a shit and a man comes in , picks her up as to have her hover over the toilet so he can screw her while she shits.
My girl had to take a wicked shit this morning I stepped in picked her up and I gave her a reverse Minnesota Snuggle
by Bitchtits32459 May 2, 2021
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jim front snuggle

A jim front snuggle is the worst type of snuggle. Generally speaking, a jim seeking comfort will ambush its prey before nestling in on top of it. In order for a jim front snuggle to be entirely ‘Jim front’, the jim must always be the one on top with his head on the chest of its victim.
Oh gawd I sure do hate Jim front snuggles!
by Ihatejimfrontsnuggles November 23, 2021
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