fidget spinner

A dangerous object that can give you cancer.

That cancerous blood cell looks like a fidget spinner it must be serious.

by RequinRanger November 29, 2017

Fidget spinner

The most godly creation ever to be blessed on this earth. Do you find yourself lonely or craving something to, I don’t know, fidget. Fidgeting is a talent only few possess. There like tiny ceiling fans for your anxiety.

Guy one: hey bro, look at Tracy over there. I heard she’s a pro fidget spinner.

Guy two: bro, after I started spinning, I couldn’t go back.
Guy one: bro.
Guy two: bro. ( defiantly )

by Spinmyfidget December 27, 2017

spider spinner

A spider spinner is a 12 sided 12 inch dildo that lights up and changes colors from red to blue to green to purple to black to orange,the spider spinner is usually covered in semen from adult penguins and other species of birds,the reason most people don't buy spider spinners is because ,it makes your pussy green and wide ,so then it looks like a Rick and morty portal , and if you go in the portal it takes you to a down town hood where there's prostitutes instead of police and have bags of cocaine in the candy stores,the only way to get back out of the Rick and morty portal it to find a fat ass penguin with a big sock and jump in side his ass hole.....and that's a ,spider spinner

That girl can take a spider spinner

by The masts definer January 28, 2018

spider spinner

A spider spinner is a 12 sided 12 inch dildo that lights up and changes colors from red to blue to green to purple to black to orange,the spider spinner is usually covered in semen from adult penguins and other species of birds,the reason most people don't buy spider spinners is because ,it makes your pussy green and wide ,so then it looks like a Rick and morty portal , and if you go in the portal it takes you to a down town hood where there's prostitutes instead of police and have bags of cocaine in the candy stores,the only way to get back out of the Rick and morty portal it to find a fat ass penguin with a big cock and jump in side his ass hole.....and that's a ,spider spinner

That girl can take a spider spinner

by The masts definer January 28, 2018

jessica sonner

A very smart girl that plays many sports. she plays roller derby and never stops. she wants to help people as much as she can but people won't let her. she likes a guy named Jerret. has many friends named Brijae, Jacob, Lezlee, and many more! this is jessica sonner's life.

Jessica Sonner is such a nice person!!

by jolly_crusher May 13, 2018

adam singer

Adam is an amazing guy that just happens to look like a pile of dirt on a golden platter. You can't get much better than his ratchet personality and horrific looks. But you keep telling yourself, he's not THAT bad.

Ohhh watch out, it's an Adam Singer

by Prockg12 May 24, 2018

dinkle skinner

the act of forgiveness or, that time of the night where you don’t know where you are anymore.

1. hey man i’m really sorry i was being a complete dinkle skinner

2. BROOOOOOOO I AM DINKLE SKINNER

by childishgamboon June 15, 2018