Sleep Revelation

That one, bittersweet moment of intense fatigue due to an unhealthy lack of sleep, where you suddenly know EVERYTHING. You literally become the harbinger of infinite knowledge for a few moments before crashing out into a deep sleep, only to forget everything upon waking up.

*Person 1's bloodshot, baggy eyes widen in absolute awe.*
Person 2: Uh...
Person 1: Shut up! I've finally come to a realization, all the questions people have had that couldn't be answered, I know EVERYTHING, man, YOU MIGHT AS WELL SEND FOR THE POLICE!!!
Person 2: Wha--...
Person 1: SHUT UP!!! What comes after death? What's out there in space or the ocean? What happens when we use our brains to their full potential? What's the meaning of life? WELL I'LL TELL YOU! I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHIN--...
*Person 1 crashes into his pillow, experiencing the total nirvana that is the sleep revelation.*

by A Choking Melon May 11, 2013

Sleep

Sleep is a sensation when you ignore the world and try to think of a better place (dream). You lay completely still and hope for a few hours of peace. This is often better in pairs, in the form of cuddling!

Go to sleep!

by Tired College Student October 2, 2012

sleep downloading

The downloading version of sleep walking. Explanation for failing to account for material found in one's phone, laptop, ipad, etc especially explicit material.

Jack: Dude I'm wondering how this photo of Anne Hathaway ended up in my blackberry?

Dave: guess you are sleep downloading nowadays.

by DeeTeeChex December 12, 2012

sleeper brony

Someone who is not currently a brony, but would become one after watching My Little Pony. Calling someone a sleeper brony would be based only on a

personal assumption, given that her/she hasn't watched the show yet. This term is comparable to "sleeper agent", in that both are activated through

an external medium, and both are completely unaware of their hidden identity.

Non-Brony: I think MLP is the stupidest, girliest thing on the planet.

Brony: Have you watched the show?

Non-Brony: No.

Brony: Then you should give it a shot. Who knows, maybe you're a sleeper brony.

by Falkonnox May 21, 2013

Sleepcrastination

n - the act of sleepcrastinating; doing anything and everything within one's ability to put off sleep as long as possible.

Jason: Damn, you look dead. What happened?
Kelly: Ugh... I was sleepcrastinating hardcore last night. I got through the first two seasons of Popular Vampire Drama and read some books on faeries, but I don't remember any of it.
Jason: Your sleepcrastination has gotten outta hand, yo.

by SleepytimeFellow June 7, 2013

sleeper award

Someone or something that after a long period of time, reaches a higher level of potential, or success.

I was a very shy and meek kid in high school, but when I reached my 20's, I came out of my shell and became very outgoing. My friends told me that I get the sleeper award for how social I've become.

by The sleeper. September 11, 2013

Sleepcation

taking off work to catch up on sleep, vacation where all you do is sleep.

I really need a sleepcation! I'm so tired of work and school.

by Ferretlover2013 September 18, 2013