Richard

N - A hunky, smelly, dirty man who frequently talks about queefing videos, and touching 18 year old boys long shafts. If you are a teen runaway you should always try to find yourself a Richard. They are kind and tender loving two young men.

Richard's good dick has kept me safe and warm since I ran away to become a young model.

by Fraw October 16, 2019

Richard

Typically good singers. And good gamers. Usually GTA with a fish head

Richard stole Camdens pet fish.

by Pringles28 July 4, 2022

Angry richard

When a male with a huge cock slaps a girl in the face while recieving head and leaves a red mark accross the person giving heads face.

My girl toothed my dick so I got her back with an Angry richard.

by MONTEWHITEHEADSUCKMYNUT April 24, 2024

Moist Richard

Moist Richard is your average cheese smelling mall Santa. He is so fat that he cannot see his own penis. We call him moist Richard because he sweats wen taking more than three steps , making his pubes moist and sticky. He has no job except the part time mall Santa job where he asks kids to play tug of war with his pubes.

John :Omg George the fat fuck is such a moist Richard.

Kevin: I know

John: hey George do you have a big black cock

George: dude I’m a stinky white fella

by Edwardcockhands November 28, 2023

What the biff Richard

Used to show how pissed off you are at someone. The "Richard" signifies that you are so pissed you don't even know who the fuck you're talking to.

"Hey I peed in your mom's mouth."
"WHAT THE BIFF RICHARD."

by Paco Taco the Blaco May 15, 2018

Richard's law

"Never assume the impossible of the ambiguous"

You know, when you assume somebody meant something impossible, rather than correctly infer what they clearly meant you look like a jerk. It's Richard's law.

by mr purple nz August 24, 2023

richard keys

Banter

Richard Keys: It was just Banter.

by Sucha Banta January 19, 2017