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Queef

A territorial display most commonly seen in the human lion-vagina community. May be indicated by deep growling noises or high-pitched, squeaky barks, normally in response to a human male intruding upon female territory.
*BARK*
Man: "...Honey? Did your vagina just bark at me?"
Woman: "Don't worry, it's just a territorial display. Have you never heard of a queef?"
by Vagina Research Team August 13, 2010
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queerbeer

Any alcoholic beverage that is meant to be consumed without tasting the alcohol. These include "Smirnoff ice" and "zima" as well as various whine coolers and numerous drinks mixed with "red bull". When heterosexual men drink these beverages in public, they are subject to ridicule, and in alpha-male situations, will have there status downgraded immediately. Females typically consume these beverages therefor it is demasculating for men to do so. Not to be confused with "clearbeer"
Jack: "That guys lookin at me funny, I'm going to whoop his ass!"

Fred: "Chill dude, he's drinking a queerbeer, he's just gay. You better go apologize."

Jack: "Oh, yea, you're right."
by Elwood money blues April 29, 2009
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Queef Fajita

The act of queefing into a raw fajita. Toppings optional.

WARNING: Hot sauce not advised!
My girlfriend told me to eat a queef fajita, it wasn't that bad...
by hobojo456 August 17, 2010
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queef queen

A woman who is exceptionally talented at queefing. Nearly every time she engages in sexual intercourse, her vagina lets a loud queef rip! Every queef has an exceptionally unique sound, but they are all a result of built up air in the vagina during sex. Usually, queefing will occur for normal women during doggy-style sex, but a queef queen will experience queefing in any position! Rock on you queef queen!
Stephanie Elkins queefed every time we had sex- that girl is a true queef queen!
by grassgirl10 June 3, 2016
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Queef Wam Bam

A massive queef which causes tremours in the Earth's crust and causes multiple vaginal thunder claps
Tom: What the fuck was that?!?!?!
Maxine: Sorry, i just did a queef wam bam
Tom: Everybody get under the tables
by Franksy4 May 26, 2009
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butt queef

A fart that sneaks out the front. This phenomenon usually occurs while seated. The fart gets trapped in the butt cheeks and slowly makes it way out the front instead of the back. A slight tickling sensation may be felt as the air bubble makes it's journey from anusville through grundle town.
Steve: Damn Gina, Did you just queef? It smells a used diaper filled with Indian food!
Gina: No, that was a butt queef! I tried to sneak a fart out and it came out the front. I guess that curry slurpee was a bad idea!
by The1andonly November 16, 2007
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Queeramyd

A gay orgy wehere they all lay on top of eachother forming a pyramid
The Jonas brothers and Tom Cruise formed a queeramyd.
by ED is bad March 29, 2009
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