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Privacy

Uncountable noun.

Privacy is like that secret stash of dirty magazines you hide under your bed — nobody's supposed to know about it, but you sure as hell don’t want anyone snooping around. It’s all about keeping your shit to yourself, not letting the world poke their noses into your business. You want your personal life to be as off-limits as a no-fly zone over a nuclear plant.
Example: "I need some privacy, not a goddamn audience for my meltdown!"
by Dan_78653 January 3, 2025
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privacysplain

assuming sb isn't already versed in device identity privacy, while going off on how our privacy is being violated by devices apps etc
You don't need to privacysplain me for the tenth time how the TV is monitoring us via infrared images, all I'm saying is that I'm about to watch it so don't fucking unplug it right now!
by bumpkinpirate January 21, 2026
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privacysplain

assuming sb isn't already versed in device identity privacy, while going off on how our privacy is being violated by devices apps etc.
you don't need to privacysplain me for the tenth time how the TV is monitoring us via infrared images, all I'm saying is that I'm about to watch it so don't fucking unplug it right now!
by bumpkinpirate January 21, 2026
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privacysplain

assuming sb isn't already versed in device identity privacy, while going off on how our privacy is being violated by devices apps etc.
You don't need to privacysplain me for the thousandth time how the TV is monitoring us via infrared images, all I'm saying is that I'm about to watch it so don't fucking unplug it right now!
by bumpkinpirate January 21, 2026
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Private Frequency

There is no such thing as 'busy' in my universe when it comes to you. Never. Time stops when it comes to us.
I felt the weight of your words because they mirror exactly what I carry in my own soul. Every word I’ve sent, and even my silence, has been a fight to keep us from getting lost in the noise. I don't want the perfect image; I want the unfiltered version of you, shadows and all.
I am fighting too, every single day, to keep the bridge between us open, because the thought of losing you is unbearable.
I miss you in ways I am only just learning how to describe. I want that sanctuary. I want a space that is strictly ours, far from the world, vulnerable and real. No more caution, I just want to feel you close.
Show me the way to that private frequency. I’m already there.
They stopped hiding behind caution and finally tuned into their private frequency.
by Mi & Your♾️Fantasia January 25, 2026
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Privacy

A concept that, to my little brother, doesn't exist.
My annoying little brother: *Walks in uninvited* Me: Do you know what Privacy is?
by ELOISNOWONURBANDICTIONARY March 6, 2026
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Private

No. You'll do it publicly and I'm not letting you dictate to me how much of my money you give me and I don't care where it's going. If it isn't going to me it's going to the wrong person.
Hym "No you're not doing it in private so you can try an assert some form of authority over money you did earn. The money is mine. The thing that is being monetized is my mind. You did things your way and look how that worked out for everyone. A full audit. A doctor that is going to do what I tell them. And if the people responsible for this aren't punished then it really doesn't matter what anyone says; I am going to take 10 years of someone's life away. I don't care if I have to stab a 10 year old or kidnap a rape-slave, if the right person doesn't lose the next 10 years of their life, I will settle for the wrong one. I don't discriminate."
by Hym Iam April 5, 2025
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