Potato 

What you call your friend when they are being a dumbass

Ellen: What will happen if i lick this battery
Steve: God Ellen you potato!

Potato by Aliensarestealingmynuggets July 8, 2017

potato 

the most amazing masterpiece you will ever see. it blows your mind away. potatoes are so majestic and beautiful, we are so lucky to have them be apart of our lives. never lose a potato

what would we do without potatoes? they are so fashionable and amazing. i wish i was that perfect.

potato by wfhfggdhsj October 10, 2017

Potatocorn 

A rare potato-unicorn hybrid.

“I went camping in Ireland and I spotted a potatocorn!”

Potatocorn by dolanfreak99 October 14, 2017

potato thot 

A thot that looks like a potato but is such a thot they are SUCCessful

She's such a potato thot

potato thot by Gonzo1476 October 27, 2017

Potato Horse 

What I was referred to in my 3rd class.

1: Hi POTATO HORSE do you want some smarties?
2:Want my banana POTATO HORSE? (stop it dirty minded people)

Potato Horse by Potato Horse November 13, 2017

potato condom 

It's when your dick is a big as fully-matured potato and no condom will dare to fit around it.

Yo bro this broad wants this potato condom.

potato condom by The One and Only What December 9, 2017

potatopi 

an idiot that gets offended at people eating his fry brothers and likes the song pumped up kicks

shut up , potatopi

potatopi by jah_hype February 11, 2018