Pork Scratchings

Means you’re running low on money, or have no money to do anything when it comes to going out with your mates
Or saving the last amount of your money left and staying indoors until the next payday

Friend; “come out with the boys tonight for a few pints”
You; “nah I can’t tonight mate I’m running off pork scratchings at the minute until my next payday”
Friend; “no worries mate catch you next time”

by Madferit🍋 October 29, 2023

pork pluger

fatass

Anne is a pork pluger she can plug up any asshole with her 300 pounds.

by Cock Master 134 March 2, 2011

pork organ

ye safe

well a pork organ is the ANUS...ANAL WHOLE!

" yo dude tat is one bad smell from ur pork organ ! "

"Holy shit you have one loud pork organ! "

by okkoolking April 3, 2007

blow pork

to shoot cum at such a viscosity that it imitates the consistency of pork

boney bob: i'm gonna blow pork all over your mom's face
sandy harry: this is why i don't talk to you

by soupmaster 69 February 26, 2021

Pork Shield

Another word for a man’s foreskin.

Dude, I got so wasted I somehow got jelly beans stuck in my pork shield.

by SticNanfield December 12, 2018

pork custard

Another phrase for man gravy, or to simplify jizz

I bet she'd or he'd or they'd like some of my pork custard

by Pp pork meister July 7, 2023

Pork bic

1. The state of mind one goes through right before they need a sandwich and a nap.

2. When someone goes on a really good run and they have been up for entirely way too many days.

Jane has been hanging out with 'Crystal' alot recently and they have become best friends. One of Jane's new favorite pastimes is to take a simple word and just run with it, creating new words and meanings for it that really only mean something to her. Jane is Pork Bic for sure.

by missbrattlee January 7, 2012